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Soft, familiar, and a little bit cheeky — this lightweight crew neck tee says what you’re thinking without shouting. The vintage crown graphic and bold “KEEP CALM AND PRETEND TO WORK” line sit slightly faded for a lived-in look that slides easily into slow mornings, busy WFH afternoons, or casual coffee runs. It feels breathable against the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to a classic fit, so it becomes an effortless go-to on days when you want to look put-together while keeping things low-key. Wear it with jeans and slippers at home or layer it under a jacket when you step out — it speaks the language of people who value comfort, quiet humor, and relaxed style.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing methods used for crisp front and sleeve/label prints
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Keep Calm and Pretend to Work T-Shirt
$14.12
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing methods used for crisp front and sleeve/label prints
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors