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1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Soft, familiar, and a little bit cheeky — this lightweight crew neck tee says what you’re thinking without shouting. The vintage crown graphic and bold “KEEP CALM AND PRETEND TO WORK” line sit slightly faded for a lived-in look that slides easily into slow mornings, busy WFH afternoons, or casual coffee runs. It feels breathable against the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to a classic fit, so it becomes an effortless go-to on days when you want to look put-together while keeping things low-key. Wear it with jeans and slippers at home or layer it under a jacket when you step out — it speaks the language of people who value comfort, quiet humor, and relaxed style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (4.5 oz\/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printing methods used for crisp front and sleeve\/label prints\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Daisy \/ 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