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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.23 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.49 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, playful design that reads like a private joke between dad and family. The centered graphic — a weathered stack of cash with the cheeky headline and stamped warning — sits confidently on a clean white canvas. It feels lived-in from the first wear: breathable, smooth, and easy to layer under a flannel or wear solo on a warm morning. Put it on and you get that relaxed, confident vibe — the kind that turns errands into laughs and backyard barbecues into moments everyone remembers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe shirt wears like a familiar favorite. The collar holds its shape, shoulders stay snug, and the tubular knit keeps lines clean. It’s made to be worn often and washed without fuss, while the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Whether he’s fixing the car, grilling, or chilling with the kids, this tee reads like an inside line he’ll enjoy showing off.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare notes: wash inside out with similar colors, tumble dry low or hang to preserve print clarity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color blends for heather options)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications (Oeko-Tex)\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphic with vivid colors and durable wash resistance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48880687120634,"sku":"32679287742553738946","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48880687153402,"sku":"16746029242749356986","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48880687186170,"sku":"62314593368633698743","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48880687218938,"sku":"24052724126410264464","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48880687251706,"sku":"14764399744950264834","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48880687284474,"sku":"22823538901593933789","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48880687317242,"sku":"96430029911862605860","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48880687350010,"sku":"33766367053254985033","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48880687382778,"sku":"10356351616534961713","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48880687415546,"sku":"21938208311034726097","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48880687448314,"sku":"33035696041845178593","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48880687481082,"sku":"19539489078984155019","price":16.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48880687513850,"sku":"16063636025916544139","price":19.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48880687546618,"sku":"19241561925870201755","price":19.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48880687579386,"sku":"77182408574749438949","price":19.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48880687612154,"sku":"83860014409354150880","price":21.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0823\/0866\/1498\/files\/20260513160204-1f14ee51-5d47-648e-a742-065da17987f6.png?v=1778688414","url":"https:\/\/pixelorastore.com\/products\/dads-money-t-shirt-don-t-touch-funny-father-s-day-gift-tee","provider":"Pixelora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}